Scrumy is a project management tool extremely loosely based off Scrum.
Three guys with ridiculous mustaches and inconsistent accents.
We were attempting to use Scrum to manage our projects, but the generic post-its we bought kept falling off the wall. We looked for online solutions to scrum, but all of them were expensive as hell. All we wanted was an online version of our wall post-its. So we made one.
We work the graveyard shift at the local cemetary to afford the $1000/month
server bill for this incredibly popular and complex application. It costs you
nothing.
We're not gonna baby you. Look up how to do Scrum, and then instead of putting post-its on the wall, put them here. Or just use real post-its, and make sure you get the extra sticky ones. Of course, extra-sticky post-its cost a bit of money, whereas Scrumy costs nothing. But by all means, go for real post-its, you'll reduce our server load.
No. If you go to scrumy.com you will get a random url for an empty scrum board. Or you can just type one in, we don't care. Just know that if, say, your company is named "DumassCorp" it would be stupid to use a scrumy board named "DumassCorp" unless you want the world to know that you gave Dave all the easy tasks. You're probably safest with a randomly generated one. No, we will not password protect your board. Unless we can work out some sort of monetary agreement.
Because we made it for ourselves and we don't care about that feature, nor do we care about your opinion. And since you aren't paying for it, your opinion is worthless anyway. If you want to put a price on your opinion, maybe we can work something out.
It's free, and not really in active development. Hit reload and deal with it.
Hit the power button and deal with it.
Hit your wife and deal with it.
Alright this wasn't even funny the first time.
We do.
What, we're not important enough for you? What about Facebook? Ever heard of a little company called Google? They both use Scrumy.
Yes. Because it's funny to us. Every time someone gets rickrolled on Scrumy, a big red light in our office goes off, and the smiles on our faces turn on. Also, the sprinklers in our office are activated. This is the only time we get any form of a shower, so by getting rickrolled you are actually contributing to our cleanliness.
Well, we think it's hilarious, and your opinions are worthless unless you pay us to listen to them. Maybe we can work something out where you give us money so you don't see Rick Astley again. In the meantime, we suggest you do what we do. Shut up, get up, and dance. Think of it as a welcome distraction in your day.
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